There is the sweetest little beehive in my ward, she reminds me of myself before I crossed the veil, I love her so much. I spent nearly every moment at girls camp with her. Conversations like this happened on a regular basis.
What's a hussie?
-Cricket, cricket-
Well...it's a woman who sells her body.
You mean, like, she cuts of her arms and legs and SELLS THEM?!
-As I spout capri sun from my mouth as would happen in an iCarley show-
Not exactly. It's more like a woman who is.....immodest.
Oh.
-Sigh of relief for escaping that one-
What is sex?
We all need a girl like her in our lives.
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