I've recently found a website loaded with jokes that are even funnier than the one's you find on a laffy taffy wrapper. I now read them religiously and I have a feeling that if I keep this up, I will probably have a six pack by the time school starts. They're way too funny. Though, I fear that some in my family don't have a good sense of humor and have since lost the ability to take me seriously. Let me share my favorites, so that you can join in the merriment.
What's worse than finding an apple with a worm in it?
The holocaust.
How many asians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. The simple task of screwing in a light bulb can be easily accomplished by any ethnic group.
Why did the dinosaur eat the baby?
He didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don't eat babies.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Robin, please, get in the Batmobile."
How do you drown a blonde?
Forcibly hold her head underwater for approximately 2 minutes.
What's more deadly than a child running with scissors?
Cancer.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
Pretty much anything, that's terrible.
An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
What do you call an arab flying a 747?
A pilot.
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