Advanced Intermediate Excelled Gifted Band
Sterling Scholar for science, drama, music, social studies, and everything else.
Clubs: HOSA, DECA, FCCLA, FFA, LIA, FJKDL, IEKC, IEEI, FIENV, VDILA, ETC.
Student Body President (5 years)
Student Body Vice President (5 years)
Student Body Secretary (5 years)
Varsity Tennis Captain (4 years)
Varsity Soccer Captain (4 years)
Varsity Volleyball Captain (4 years)
Varsity Basketball Captain (4 years)
Varsity Track Captain (4 years)
Homecoming Queen and King 8 years running
Single handedly built a school for blind, dyslexic orphans in Africa
Found the cure for cancer and donated it to people everywhere
Solved the world hunger problem
Solved the American obesity problem
Taught a seminar to the devil and converted him to the church
At night I read to the homosexuals of Honduras
Founded the Red Cross
Solved global warming
ACT Score: 48
GPA: 6.2
With that resume, you might possibly get onto the BYU waiting list.
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