Monday, May 21, 2012

snoozed.

Since we've gotten back from school break school just seems completely unnecessary. Which would explain the sudden and drastic decline in my school attendance. I have a theory that the snooze bar was created during the Cold War by the Russians in an attempt to sabotage the capitalist society. I love the snooze bar. However, it consistently is to blame for ruining my schedules. Thanks to the snooze bar I have excused myself from morning jogs, morningsides, showers, first period classes, and many other activities with the hit of a button.

My morning schedule goes somewhat like this:
6:50 - alarm sounds.
as my first decision of the day, I will go back to sleep.
6:55 - alarm sounds.
i'll just skip breakfast today.
7:00 - alarm sounds.
i think i have a hairbrush in my car, so...
7:05 - alarm sounds.
i won't wear make up, i don't like talking to boys anyways.
7:10 - alarm sounds.
brushing my teeth is a must, so i'll get out of bed.

Is anyone else having a hard time going to school?
Grades fourth term should be based on effort, because showing up is hard.

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