Thursday, June 28, 2012

husband.

At this point in my life the only reason I would want to get married is to have my own personal spider killer. With that said, I will proceed to list the qualities my spider-killer will have. Please remember, these are listed in no particular order and will all be weighted equally.

understands mapquest directions - mental math pro - doesn't like monopoly - no fashion sense - good at fixing things - back massage expert - a little bit bossy - plays suduko - isn't afraid of salamonella - knows creative hang man words - interested in politics - prefers classics to contemporary fiction -a very logical arguer.

I may be asking for too much, but he's out there. What qualities do you hope for in your spider killer?

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