matriarch moment.

It's 2 am and I've been babysitting for the past 9 hours. Considering 4 of those hours all of the children were nestled all snug in their beds (sleeping) I had plenty of time to myself. I cleaned. I paced. I swept. I texted. I washed the walls. I finally found a bookshelf full of Stephanie Meyer books and 'Children Raising 101.' Obviously, I went with the more thrilling choice and I began studying how to raise my non-existent children.

By the fourth chapter I began naming my children. And though I will not be mother 18 children, I'm prepared to name plenty. Here are my favorites;


Girls
Auden
Odette
Lydia
Thisbe
Scarlett
Olivia
Ivy
Louisa
Quincy

Boys
Landon
Kingston
Jersey
Orion
Zander
Gideon
Truman
Edison
Leonardo
Jagger