honest abe.

Normally, I don't pay to see movies before they hit the dollar-theater, but I'm making an exception today for this wonderful looking film.

Abe is a really cool guy. I know that for a couple of reasons, 1) AP US History spent more than one day on him, which for everyone who has ever taken an AP class you know that just screams important. 1.5) He has a gnarly beard. I know gnarly isn't a very common word, but it's the only word acceptable to describe his wonderful facial hair. 2) he's got a nickname- everyone cool has a nickname. My goal in life is to get a nickname, but no nicknames ever stick. It's rather disappointing. 3) And of course, he's on the five dollar bill, which is one of my very favorite bills. Okay, just kidding, I really like all the bills.

The final reason he's a cool guy is coming into place right now: he has a movie made after him. I mean, Joseph Smith, Gandhi, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry...all of these really cool people had movies made after them. So, now Abe has officially made the list.

Okay, when I said "final reason" it was a joke, there are really 

many more reasons why he's cool- he ended slavery, he's tall, 

he wore a hat, he was a US President, etc.