Sunday, December 25, 2011

nice list.

Facts, theories and opinions states as facts pertaining to the 25th:

<> I made the nice list, phew. I think it might be mostly because Santa didn't finish checking the list twice and because my last name begins with a 'W' I was at the end of the list and just slipped through the cracks. That's my theory.

<> I wish that Santa would define "nice" for me. Some kids who deserve coal get toys. But I do know one kid who got coal on Christmas day. I can never decide how to react to that story. Should I pity him or laugh?

<> Since I was a young child I've loved Christmas music. I probably know more Christmas songs than people.

<> When I used to hear the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" I would get very upset. I thought that the mom was a floozy or some kind of cheater. That song made me flustered until my eighth Christmas when I figured this whole Santa-scam out.

<> Since my eighth Christmas I've felt confused about opening presents, since I have younger siblings that do not have all knowledge that I do. How do you give credit where credit is due without spoiling the Santa-scam. I generally just shout "thank you, Santa!" whenever I open a present. "That awkward moment when..."

<> I love Christmas.

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