Sunday, February 12, 2012

when all else fails; pick your nose

There are many odd and unwanted predicaments you may find yourself in while on a date. Allow me to address one; unwanted hand-holding. If the intertwining of your hands is not something you want and you don't know how to stop it, that results in an awkward moment accompanied with a funny story to tell to your girlfriends. Here's my advice.

Once the hand holding has begun, you can do many things to end it. Here are some of the ways I've come up with to force that boy to let go. (and remember, this is just a brianstorm so no idea is a bad idea.) 1: go to the restroom 2: sneeze into your hands 3: do a kartwheel 4: pick your nose 5: itch your booty 6: make dramatic hand gestures causing your hand to flail out of his grasp 7: pull your hand away and put on hand sanitizer while looking utterly disgusted.

While there really aren't any easy ways to get him to let go of your hand, there are ways to avoid the hand holding in the first place. And these ways are much more realistic. 1: fold your arms 2: hold your own hands together in the beggar position 3: hold something all night long 4: fix your hair 5: put your hands inbetween your knee caps while sitting down 6: pick your nose. (The ways to keep your hands out of reach of the males are endless.)

I know these suggestions aren't exactly scientific, but I'm about 81% sure that some of them would work some of the time.

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