You know how there are a lot of those things like whitegirlproblems and brotips and such. Well I decided to create my own. It's for all of you who live in Lindon. (I only feel comfortable saying that online because no one knows what it is.)
Lindonkidproblems#1.
When you go to efy and people ask you where you're from so you say Lindon and they think you say London. So of course, you just decide to run with it.
Lindonkidproblems#2.
When the only thing we have to rebuttle any diss on our little city is, "well we have a Walmart!"
Lindonkidproblems#3.
The uneven ratio of number of police cars to number of streets in the city. It forces me to actually drive the speed limit because the fuzz is everywhere.
Lindonkidproblems#4.
When you're trying to write a blog post about the complaints of your city and you can't think of very many because it rocks.
Lindonkidproblems#1.
When you go to efy and people ask you where you're from so you say Lindon and they think you say London. So of course, you just decide to run with it.
Lindonkidproblems#2.
When the only thing we have to rebuttle any diss on our little city is, "well we have a Walmart!"
Lindonkidproblems#3.
The uneven ratio of number of police cars to number of streets in the city. It forces me to actually drive the speed limit because the fuzz is everywhere.
Lindonkidproblems#4.
When you're trying to write a blog post about the complaints of your city and you can't think of very many because it rocks.
okay problem number 1 has happened to me every year.
ReplyDeleteand you're hilarious